Sunday, June 5, 2005

A Naturist and her Cat

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Once the hot weather arrives, my husband and I have been known to succumb to our naturistic tendencies when safely ensconced within the house. Offspring are given fair warning: stay away, Mom and Dad are cruising around the homestead in the altogether. No worries there. My son will remove himself as far away from the house as possible and my daughter abstains from dropping in on the way to her home just up the hill.

This summer, however, something new has been added to the mix. A pet with sharp teeth and even sharper claws. I speak of none other than our beautiful cat, Finnegan. Just how is the combination of naked flesh and kitty talons going to play out? I have to admit to some concern about this. No matter how gentle and well mannered their cat is, all owners carry scars resulting from a startle or a missed jump from here to there with their hapless human caught in the middle. Then there's the matter of kitty snuggling down in his human's lap for a, what else? Cat nap! Now, I'm the only one whose lap Finn employs for such purposes. I like to think it's because of my charming personality and his undying affection for me. I strongly suspect it's because I'm the only one in the house who actually creates a lap when seated. The men in the house are too concerned and protective (and rightly so) of those items located below the lap to relax enough to form one that might entice a....kitty.

I think I've been getting a preview of how our cat will deal with his humans in the flesh. I usually sleep without nightclothes and often Finnegan sleeps in close proximity to me. When he awakens and desires a nocturnal visit, he perches on my chest and peers down at me, vulturelike, until I wake up to say hello. To hasten my ascent from peaceful sleep, he pats my cheek or gives me little kisses (licks) on the cheek or ear. The claws stay sheathed and it seems as if the less clothing I have on, the more careful he is to use only the pads of his feet. It's as if he automatically knows that he has to be more careful. It reminds me of how animals react when we're sad, sick or infirm. They have this innate sense of knowing when to tread lightly, literally and figuratively.

I'm hoping his caution will continue. I do not wish to arrive at my vacation destination about five weeks from now covered in cat scratches. That just would not do!

 

 

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

wow! nudism and cats ?si in law had said cat  liked tae stretch out and sink its claws into me on her extended yawn? me/ i just sat there n grinned through my tears! but it did like me better than all the rest ! ( i was told!  lol ) whereas the dog just stuck his wet nose in me nether regions and just sniffed! ( h,mmm ? ) linda reckons the dog could smell my manly scent?  ahem? so do the postal services get warned too meredith?" ive a package here for ye mamaam? yikes! so have ye ! " ( scampers away !  ) lol
seriously now,dons straight face!  as iam ex serviceman we are/were brought up tae be comforable wie our bodz!ye know barrack room hi jinks etc etc!
and iam always in my briefs about the house etc ie shorts ( outdoors!  lol) what amazes me meredith is that considering the title of your journal and the american male is how ye dinnae get more hits!  lol
hits i said nae tits!  lol  great read colleen
slan (so long adios now)
frankie

Anonymous said...

LOL yes! Watch out for those claws. There is nothing like the pain of a scared cat launching himself off of bare breasts. Owie ow ow!  I was perforated good, that time.

Anonymous said...

Last night I was laying nude in bed, sicker'n a dog, and Shelby was latched on nursing. Obi, our kitten, was sleeping under my chin, and then marched down to sample a nipple.  Ouch!

Anonymous said...

great picture!!!